I'm Paras. There is nothing very special about me. I plan on retiring at 30 after graduating from a prestigious university, preferably in the Northeast. I plan on purchasing a private island in the Caribbean. Following retirement at age 30, the next few years will be spent in the U.S. Senate or running for another reputable public office position. At age 35, I plan on running and being elected as the United States President. The odds of me being successful currently stand at 1 in 1. Tell that to your bookie. I solve the New York Times Sunday Crossword in pen. Oh yeah, I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU and the NAACP. Yes, both organizations are notorious for litigating the government for everything and anything it's worth. I watch 60 Minutes every Sunday. Andy Rooney is my favorite person on television. I am a fine diner and I dislike fast food. In addition, I don't own a pair of jeans. I am a Woot aficionado. I have alerts sent to my phone at midnight with the price and description of the item. If it is good, I roll out of bed and purchase it. Although Woot is fantastic, I am a bigger adherent to Shirt.Woot. My newest goal is to begin the transition to only wearing Shirt.Woot shirts.